face hair: article one

colin takes the lead with distinctive handle bars, but lacks in the moustache zone.

puerto vallarta

second day in the toursit epicenter and we decided to splurge. we bought into an 8 hour boat cruise that included: a murky snorkling tour to the los arcos underwater caves, a 2km hike through mud and dokey shit to swimmable waterfalls, breakfast, lunch and an open bar. although i couldnt see anything snorkling, and although i ate a meal after watching a girl puke and having my face stuck in donkey ass, the arduous task of being around so many worthless toursits (i know..) did not come without reward. the experience was quite enjoyable. we hung out with an 18 and 19 year old newly wed couple from the central states, and together, listened to questionable new wave. it seems to me that this type of music is popular around here. maybe it,s for the tourists, or maybe mexico is lagging a few years behind in music and television - my opinion lies with the later. anyhow, upon our arrival back to the center, we returned a can of beans that cost us $5.50 CND. what the F?! we took this money and put it towards our second visit to maybe the world.s greatest veggetarian buffet.

jl