return to Canadia

so i finally came back to Canada.
flight was actually pretty quick and easy. obviously got sent to the special section to get my bag searched in Canada...which is becoming a normality..they wrote r 76 on my page...someone told me thats a percentage of your risk...so im 76% maybe...thats not bad...they were a bit miffed by me not having a job or house and only having 9 dollars..thats normal right?
those motherfuckers make me nervous, but i guess they had to let me in.

being in Canada is not so so bad. i never get this culture shock that everybody talks about. the only bizarre thing is walking around in the suburbs of Barrie where it appears im in a ghost town..but then again i always thought the suburbs were shitty.

i wish i was warmer, but its not so bad and its nice to see my people again.
i can feel my knowledge of the spanish language falling faster than my parents' mutual funds
and ive been looking at jobs realizing that im not qualified for anything..
anything.
its all good though.
i've been enjoying the luxuries of canadia such as hot water, consistent electricity and peanut butter..been getting smoked under the table by my chronic friends....

things learned on the trip
1)determination is more important than diet
2)im a basketball superstar...
3)pay the premium for good alcohol
4)don't trust peope with gold teeth...or people without pockets
5)if you think you know a lot, your probably just an asshole

peace!

colin w blacoe